Alright men, listen up. Things will be changing for us all! As a study now says that it increases heart health by staring at a woman’s breasts. Yes, a German study over a 5-year time period now states that a few minutes a day gazing upon the beauty of breasts will lower heart problems. And who knew that the secret was written in our DNA the whole time?! That’s just the way it is. We stare at breasts because first and most important it lowers heart problems, and of course, they just look good. But, most importantly… umm, lower heart problems.
There were 500 men who participated in the German study, and half were told to refrain from looking at breasts for five years while the other half were told to ogle them daily. The study found that the men who were staring at breasts as instructed showed lower rates of heart problems as well as a lower resting heart rate and lower blood pressure. Now I’m not too sure how much time these Germans had on their hands to be able to conduct this study, but I’d like to take this time to thank the German men who volunteered their valuable time to participate in this study and endure the pain to come up with the results. It feels good for us men to know that at time we may have our differences, but we men can come together and understand that heart problems are still problems. And to be able to help find an activity to suppress heart problems that we all can enjoy.
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