JOKES

Wife: darling why are you home this early wearing such a long face?
Man: had a terrible day. Lost all my colleagues today at work.
Wife: Jezzz! what happened?
Man: there was a fire outbreak down the tunnel and every body died.
Wife: what a pity? Darling i thank God for keeping you alive. How did u make it out my dear?

Man: darling its was Gods work. My stomach was upsetting me S̶̲̅Ơ̴̴̴̴̴̴͡, i took a break to ease myself in the toilet.
Wife: darling thank God you are alive. What would have happened to us. I feel so pity for their families so bad how are they now going to survive? 
Man: my dear its a pity but SHELL has decided to give the families of the deceased $1million each.
Wife: what...? One million what?> so because of your useless shit na im make me miss that money=)